world champion
One extremely talented in sucking a guy's dick. Not just your run of the mill talent but one who stands apart as a true artisan.
world champion by thor36 September 5, 2013
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world champion
"That guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans..."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
world champion by Greg O'neal September 26, 2005
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world champion
A person whom excels in making an embarrassment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
“Hey Pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” *Pierre drops the soup all over the table* “Champione du monde!!” *excessive clapping*
*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*
“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*
“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”
*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*
“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*
“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”
world champion by Neville "Bloody' Bartos June 6, 2005
World Champion Thumb Wrestler
In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
World Champion Thumb Wrestler by Lzeb October 2, 2019
Nike Street Balla World Champion
Abe. Undoubtedly the greatest nike street balla champion in the history of the sport. His determination and will is what makes him the best of the best.
Nike Street Balla World Champion by abey101 September 19, 2008
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ming mong world champion rupert beaumont by marshall banana June 12, 2004
Urban Scuttlebot World Champion
jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.
There is no doubt about it.
There is no doubt about it.
Urban Scuttlebot World Champion by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004
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