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whippopotamus 

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.
Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

whappopotamus 

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.
"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."
whappopotamus by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009

whompopotamus 

a whompopotamus is someone who will eat all your food and do all your whipits and fall asleep on the toilet
Levi is such a whompopotamus .
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