A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.
Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"
A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.
Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.
Person 2: You should have gone to Jewellike a civilized human being.
A hillbilly grocery store in the midwest that uses unconventional tactics such as purchasing the worst produce and meat and refusing to accept credit cards from customers in order to pay their useless, rude and entitled employees over-inflated salaries, purchase tons of TV ad time and raise profits.
I presented my American Express to the Woodmans cashier in order to pay for my over-priced rotten meat, brownbananas and dried out lemons and was rudely told that only Link and Debit were accepted.
Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?