Is often known as being the "fountain of all knowledge" but he has an alter ego known as "bobblehead" who should be avoided at all costs, especially after the hours of 12am if you want some sleep!
DAT DUMBY THICKKKKKKKKKKKK BOOTY gray quween my fabulos guy with a nose the size of a foot with a jake at the bottom yah yeet mother bannana
BREAKFAST with eggs
BY GRASS AND BEAR
when you have a wopzykatty you need to find a doctor emeadietly
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).