woohdie 

Very musical

You are so woohdie on the keyboard

woohdie by woohdie200 May 23, 2014

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.

Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck

Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006

sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.

"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"

sportin' a Woodie by kBro May 1, 2006

woodie 

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

woodie by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002

Woodied 

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

Woodied by Graham1993 December 1, 2009

noodie woodie 

✨n o o d i e. W o o d i e s✨
nudes.

Oh we found Adam hubers ✨noodie woodies✨

noodie woodie by x.fallon_gillies.x March 3, 2021

Woodie's hoodie 

Noun: A condom

Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.

Woodie's hoodie by tjzwordz June 2, 2016