woods rich 

Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.

Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.

woods rich by Rawdawg635 March 30, 2010

too rich for words 

meaning there is too much humor to be expressed in words

watching him take a fall was too rich for words

too rich for words by JG 1 May 3, 2022

Richard Woods 

A name that means homosexual and very hairy down in the pubic area, usually smelling of ball sack and or wieners. A Richard Woods usually wouldn't shower or take care of anything to do with personal hygiene before going out in public.

Wow that guy over there should be named Richard Woods!

Richard Woods by I R SMURT February 13, 2015