Woodblock 

Woodblock, also known as Wood(s)block, is a term used to discribe an area with a high violence rate and ghetto like tendencies.

Yo sayin a mandem got popped down by the way by woodblock fam

Woodblock by BeanMachine August 26, 2018

Woodshock 

This is a premier concert event in central Ohio. It is themed around a hippy rock fest to promote peace, love and rock and roll. What started as a birthday party is now one of the largest outdoor parties of it's kind. Some of the past headliners at Woodshock have included: MUSHROOMHEAD, NONPOINT, THE ACCIDENTAL EXPERIMENT, DOPE, MANNTIS, BLEED THE SKY, ANEW REVOLUTION, MAKESHIFT ROMEO, TWELVE TRIBES, STATIC X, MASTODON, ALL THAT REMAINS, FEAR FACTORY, FILTER, CHIMAIRA, SIX FEET UNDER, 3INCHES OF BLOOD, IN THIS MOMENT, PRO-PAIN, HedPE, Ot3p and ANKLA. This event typically last 2 days and includes 40+ bands.

We went to rock out at the greatest rock festival in Ohio, Woodshock!

Woodshock by -_-Metal-Man-_- July 28, 2010

Woodstock Dick 

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

Woodstock Dick by moman86 September 30, 2016

Woodcock Complex 

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

Woodcock Complex by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016

woodstock skank 

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

woodstock skank by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011

hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Woodstock 

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

Woodstock by Tommy F. September 22, 2005