wood up

Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows

Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok

by someone I guess March 5, 2021

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

woke up with wood

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."

I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

Diamonds up against that wood

The word perfectly describes wearing diamond rings on your hand, while grabbing a "wood" grain steering wheel.
This term is mostly used in the Southern region of the USA, more specifically in Texas, and was popularized by the legendary Texas duo, UGK (Pimp C and Bun B) on their song, "Diamonds & Wood."

Mayne, you can't mess with my Slab, when I'm ridin' around, with my Diamonds up against that wood.

by Texas Takeover YT August 5, 2022

up against the wood

On the edge of your ability or capacity. Literal definition comes from being right up against a wood railing or wall with no where to go. Typically refers to being pressured, busy or at your limit.

This project has me up against the wood this week.

by seattleslang January 9, 2015