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Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
wood up by someone I guess March 5, 2021
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picking up wood 

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.
I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.
picking up wood by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

woke up with wood 

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."
I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

Diamonds up against that wood 

The word perfectly describes wearing diamond rings on your hand, while grabbing a "wood" grain steering wheel.
This term is mostly used in the Southern region of the USA, more specifically in Texas, and was popularized by the legendary Texas duo, UGK (Pimp C and Bun B) on their song, "Diamonds & Wood."
Mayne, you can't mess with my Slab, when I'm ridin' around, with my Diamonds up against that wood.

up against the wood 

On the edge of your ability or capacity. Literal definition comes from being right up against a wood railing or wall with no where to go. Typically refers to being pressured, busy or at your limit.
This project has me up against the wood this week.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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