wood sex

Having random sex in the woods.

I was out leaf peeping the other day and pulled over for some awesome wood sex.

by Nickpapagorgio November 2, 2007

wood sex

Watch out for splinters!

I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.

by yourmotherson April 14, 2009

chris wood sexual

Someone who has a deep love for Chris wood or obsessed with Chris wood

Bonnie: wow I really love Chris wood

Damon: then you’re Chris wood sexual!!

by Kai Parker :) December 30, 2020

woodsexual

You like to fuck chunks of wood

Where’s Jeremy

Oh he’s in the woods fuckin a tree

Oh yeah he’s woodsexual

by Woodsex March 5, 2022