wood nigger 

a wood nigger is the racist term for a North American native Indian.

"those wood niggers are always sniffing gas."

wood nigger by Greggy19 December 24, 2007

wood nigger 

One of Native American descent, "Indian." Common names include "injun" and "red skin."

Notorious for complaining about how the white man supposedly stole their land with their magic boom sticks, when in all reality their worship and love of the woods, and therefore namesake, made them all pussies thus leading to their demise.

Man: Lets go to the casino on the reservation.
Other man: No thank you, I dont want to fund those wood niggers drinking habits.

wood nigger by Injun Jim January 5, 2009

Nigger in the wood pile 

A problem with a phone system.
The expression was coined by a pioneer for phone technicians and was carried on through apprentices and journymen. Today it is used in limited numbers among veteran phone technicians.

"Well, I tell ya...I can't seem to get the 2600 frequency to trunk. I reckon there's a nigger in the wood pile, boy."

Nigger in the wood pile by Joshua Denver April 30, 2006

Nigger in the wood pile 

When something is surprising or obscure.

When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"

Nigger in the wood pile by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025

Nigerian Wood whacker 

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

Nigerian Wood whacker by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025