by Swat Team 6 April 20, 2016
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 6, 2003
When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
by Cinna the Poet January 31, 2016
The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008