wood fairy 

Prostitutes that hang around back country roads, especially in Poland

I happened to see the mystical wood fairy today on my way to work.

wood fairy by Swat Team 6 June 3, 2016

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Morning Wood Fairy by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Morning Wood Fairy

It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.

When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.

Morning Wood Fairy by Cinna the Poet October 11, 2016

Magical Wood Fairy 

The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.

I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.

Magical Wood Fairy by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008