Wood Daddy

A Wood Daddy is the technical name for a gay pimp, or a gay man who gets any guy that he wants. Wood Daddys usually wear purple or shiny Speedos whenever possible.

"Yo man, look at that Wood Daddy with all those homos grabbin' his junk."

Wood Daddy by Jetty Rat August 30, 2005

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wood daddy

A hunky man who makes money getting women off by posting thirst trap videos of himself chopping wood. Often includes; taking off his shirt and/or belt, loud grunting, gyrating, slapping and often being very sweaty.

Distant cousin of a donut daddy

Did you see that Wood Daddy slapping that log on TikTok live?

wood daddy by shitfinger1998 April 11, 2026

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Wood Daddy • daddy wood • Pimp Daddy Wood • Daddy Cut Wood • wook daddies • woo daddy • Woof Daddy • wood • Wood-Ridge • Wood-daver

Pimp Daddy Wood

The pimpest of daddy’s with the intentions to fuck you bitch.

Be careful of that pimp daddy wood he’ll steal your bitch

Pimp Daddy Wood by Pimp Daddy Wood February 11, 2019

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daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

daddy wood by Daddy wood October 19, 2017

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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

Daddy Cut Wood by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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