Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

wood chipper

Putting your penis (wood) in the vagina doggie style while the girl is puking in the toilet

After a heavy night of drinking, I gave my girl the wood chipper while she was puking.

by shessy shoseph June 21, 2010

wood chipper

doing a girl doggie style while she's puking

I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck

by una knight March 17, 2005

Wood Chipper

The same as a woodchipper.

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

by Clarediette February 28, 2010

Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009