book

A now useless form of entertainment

You like books?! You should have real fun and watch TV and play video games! No one has the right to tell people what fun to have! (Mine was just a suggestion.) Those annoying grown-ups have to stop telling us to read instead!!!!!!!!

by TanooKirby May 23, 2003

penis

An external organ that isn't on Gachaan's groin.

Naked Gachaan: Rated G

by TanooKirby June 04, 2003

clown

A creepy animal that thinks he's part of pop culture.

There's more to being a clown than lacking skin pigment.

by TanooKirby June 10, 2003

Piturity Gland

A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.

Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.

by TanooKirby May 17, 2003

Zelda: The Wind Waker

One of the coolest games ever.

It doesn't matter how long it is or how it looks. All that matters is that it is fun.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

teletubbies

Farfats that got slapped around by Mario and set their place on fire.

Mario:Death to farfats! Ha-Ha-Ha! Die! Die! All of you! Wa-wa...!!!!!!!!!!

by TanooKirby May 16, 2003

mosquito

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

by TanooKirby June 02, 2003