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woman test 

The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations
She was so ugly i had to do the woman test on her
woman test by blooboy November 2, 2010
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Womancest 

The act of sexual intercourse between two adult female relatives.
The mother and daughter fucked each other in an act of womancest
Womancest by A.L November 23, 2002
Womannest
a state of total womannest
Bruh your so Womannest
Womannest by The Womannester December 6, 2019

Testout Women 

ugliest computer knowledgable person you will ever have the fate to listen/look at for a 45 minute period, sometimes 90 minutes.
Man i got Computer Technology today, i gotta stare at that Ugly Testout Women.

I hope we can have time in between so we can edit her face in paint shop.
Testout Women by Treven jennice July 30, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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