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woke millennials

The word "Woke millennials", means a kid that's really high and has reached a stage of "Woke".
Dad walks into room: Why tf does it smell like weed
Millenials: dad i'm woke millennials !

woke millennials

1. A young person who I aware of the current geo-political situation.

2. A millennial who doesn't have their face buried in a phone 24/7.
Those woke millennials are protesting to change environmental regulations... in person... without ther phones.

woke millennial

A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.
Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026