Chill ripped stud with lots of money. Has a really easy time with women, WAY too easy, has to go out in disguise to avoid the flock.
Dame 1: omg is that wobbleglom?
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit
by terrifying freak hound March 15, 2025