wobbleglom

Chill ripped stud with lots of money. Has a really easy time with women, WAY too easy, has to go out in disguise to avoid the flock.

Dame 1: omg is that wobbleglom?
Dame 2: no way, that guy has a moustache and glasses
Dame 1: i think it's a disguise, i could spot those chiseled abs anywhere
Dame 2: hot damn, let's flock this guy
wobbleglom: dagnabbit

wobbleglom by terrifying freak hound March 15, 2025

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wobblegob

Someone who will use 103 words when 3 will do.

That guy is right wobblegob he's got verbal diarrhoea!

wobblegob by SethMan September 16, 2008

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Wobbleology

The scientific study of the movement of breasts.

I really wish I could study wobbleology at my college, that would be really interesting.

Wobbleology by KingOfParsnips September 9, 2016

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wobblegobble

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

wobblegobble by Yrael November 10, 2017