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A person from somewhere other than England who tries very hard to speak/act/look English. A "Wannabe-Englishman."
American: I'm going to do a "British Accent." *sounding Australian/too posh* Right here on the sidewalk by the trash can, I am a Brit drinking my afternoon tea.

Englishman: ..No... Just no. So Wnglish.
Wnglish by Kilele July 31, 2010
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Wnglish is a new languge that i made up cuz i cant spell 4 shit online. Any word that i mispell now just becomes a new word in wnglish. Even the word wnglish is a wnglish word. Obviously it is english spelled wrong u fuckin idiot. Below is gonna be a list of all the wnglish words me and my friends have come up with so far. If u wanna be a BAMF like us just add any word u spell wrong, if u dont then ur a fuckin douche bag and should go die.
Wnglish: I just fuckin explained that u douche
wnglish by Ryan Steward September 10, 2008
a term often used when failing to spell "english" correctly
"im writing like a little stephan king in wnglaih rn"
"do you mean, english?"
"yea that"
wnglaih by lemonpepersteppers April 4, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026