wizzle jizzle

Being high and having an orgasm at the same time

Jairo and his friends one day all decided to go get high and later a friend pulled out a porno on his cell phone which jairo replied " I WIZZLE JIZZLED MYSELF , UUHH"

wizzle jizzle by Xx.Zoltan.xX August 28, 2015

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jizzle wizzle

A dangerous Drug made by Students in Liezen.

Student 1: Oh shit, have you heard of this new Drug?!
Student 2: Do you mean Jizzle Wizzle?
Student 1: Yeah, that shit's crazy af.

jizzle wizzle by jizzlemywizzle April 19, 2022

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jizzle wizzle

Definition unknown. Introduced by rappers such as Snoop Dogg. Used as a greeting by afro-american gang-bangers

1st man: Yo, jizzle wizzle my nizzle!
2nd man: Hey 'sup dogg.

jizzle wizzle by anon February 9, 2005

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Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

Jizzle whizzle by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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