wizpire 

A cross between a wizard and a vampire.

Dude, that girl from the 3chicks1dick band, she's a real wizpire.

wizpire by Pepperjazz October 27, 2011

wimpire 

What Hollywood laughingly defines as a vampire these days; Vampires of the sparkly type (re: Twilight)

Jack: "I had to take my little sister to see the wimpire movie yesterday. I fell asleep."

Jill: "OMG but I heart Twilight!"

Jack: "I'm breaking up with you."

wimpire by T0nk5_McD3an May 7, 2011

wimpire 

Empire builder from the perspective of the woman driving it.

His wimpire is really hot, but girls, he will go down hard in the end.

wimpire by Larry B. Daniel August 24, 2007