wiznotch
teacher:what is the square root of 7685?
student:(is called on)87.66413
other Student: ur such a wiznotch
student:(is called on)87.66413
other Student: ur such a wiznotch
wiznotch by ErinShumate April 15, 2004
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wiznatch
An extremely nasty individual, so awful they can only be described in one word that is a combination of a witch, a bitch and a snatch.
One day and friend and I were talking about someone we didn't really like and all 3 of the these words (witch, bitch and snatch) just came slurring out of our mouth at the same time. So we coded the word wiznatch and have used it ever since.
One day and friend and I were talking about someone we didn't really like and all 3 of the these words (witch, bitch and snatch) just came slurring out of our mouth at the same time. So we coded the word wiznatch and have used it ever since.
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A person who steals the wii remote from a little kid when they are playing Super Mario Bros. Usually a Wiznatcher will be older than the victims playing the game. Often the Wiznatcher will be very obsessed with the game and only caring about winning. One word of advise when u ever come face to face with a Wiznatcher is never play Super Mario Bros. with him!
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