Skip to main content
Wittley is one of the coolest people you will ever have the privilege of meeting. She goes on lots of fun adventures and has a moderately nice dog. She lives in the city but grew up in a small town; best of both worlds. She’s really smart and has a great smile. She loves to joke about you having swamp ass.
Oh, you’re friends with Wittley? Im jealous, I hear she takes all her friends on cool vacations.
Wittley by Blue Mermaid July 24, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009
An adjective used to describe someone who is cute and “tiny.”
Omg, she is so wittle, I could put her in my pocket and keep her there forever
Wittle by anicorn777 July 21, 2019

wittle dude 

Something that is so cute you want to pet it.
"That gussy dog is a wittle dude."
wittle dude by samuel micker November 3, 2011
a commonly misspronounced word by infants used to identify something small and cute.
kidneys awe sho wittle and dishgushting
wittle by Candied Kidney August 8, 2018

wittle buddy

A mookcollins who hangs out at the gas station while he should be working. Eating food out of old ladies houses drinking all there sweet tea going in to nursing homes trying to get a piece of ass and comming back in the shop and doing what he can to stick the office staff up the ass.
if WITTLE BUDDY comes to your house to deliver medical eguipment lock up your fridge and sweet tea.

IF WITTLE BUDDY COMES TO YOUR NURSING HOME HID ALL YOUR NURSING STAFF OR INVEST IN A RAPE KIT.

IF YOU ARE IN THE WHAREHOUSE WHEN WITTLE BUDDY COMES IN NUMER 1 DONT BRND OVER. NUMBER 2 MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BIG TUBE OF PREPERATION H.
wittle buddy by BOBERTS September 11, 2012
"Hey everybody, look at my old pictures...I was six or seven i think..ahhh I was so wittle!!!! Ain't that little no more, LOL."
wittle by VixenMama June 11, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more