by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003
by yankay22 January 12, 2009
by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010
a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.
MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".
by terryzz February 17, 2009
Oh I have witnesses. That's why I said "Go ahead and take me to court for defamation". Because if the people around me are aware of what happened there they will be forced to either let me go down for something that THEY KNOW is the truth.
Iam "I have witnesses. The one who calls me his best friend alluded to the fact that he didn't want want to pick sides (in the same way you all talk to me) and one of the people he introduced me to admitted to doing it in front of both of us. I even have family who are likely aware of it. They will either tell the truth or they'll lie. If they tell the truth I win. If they lie I don't have a family or friends. They are happy to exist in this limbo where just don't want to talk about it or give me anything I can use but I hate each and every one of them for it. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Wits means “What is this shit?” So when you show a video to your friends and they say “Wits?”it means What is this shit.
by Yasthequeenshaissa May 16, 2022
by Droppingdeuces123 February 20, 2018