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Rachel Withdraw Syndrome 

When you’re dating a bad bitch named Rachel and you can’t go a day without seeing her. Symptoms include but not limited to: headaches, frustration, procrastination, and blue balls.
Me: Damn bro, it’s been two days since I’ve seen my girlfriend. I might have RWS (Rachel Withdraw Syndrome).
Friend: That explains why you’ve been in such a pissy mood.

Gamer's Withdrawl 

1: Losing/breaking your device used to game and you begin to feel uncomfortable.

2: When you just want to do inappropriate things to things because you're so bored/annoyed/freaked out because of you not being able to game.

3: When you cry for weeks until you stoop low enough to try and play LoL on your iphone/tablet.

4: When you get depressed over not being able to play video games, so you eventually end up talking to people you don't really like on social media and googling pictures of games you already have, or wish you could have, but can't play for whatever reason.
"Bruh, I'm seriously suffering from gamer's withdrawl. I can't play anything because my xbox has the red ring of death."
Gamer's Withdrawl by AislingStarr October 31, 2015

Senpai withdraw 

when you slowly go crazy due to the withdraw of senpai
I was but in a mental hospital due to senpai withdraw

SEASONAL WITHDRAW 

The Time when a T.V series transitions from one season to another and the Show doesn't have new episodes till the fall.
Man I got Seasonal Withdraw till September rolls around with new episodes of Heroes.

Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome 

Also known as MBWS. The feeling of being lost and alone after the marching band season has ended. You now have free weekends, but what will you do? Didn't you have a marching band competition? What will you do?
Yeah, last year my Marching Band Withdrawl Syndrome was really bad.

Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome 

That empty, lonely feeling you get after the Olympics have ended.

This is usually due to the feeling of unity that comes with the Olympics. The withdrawl makes you feel more alone now to the fact that your country is now back at war/economic crisis/other misc. disasters.
Guy 1: "Dude, you have been staring at the NBC channel for hours, what's the big deal?"

Guy 2: "I miss watching Sweden take on China in curling, I want it back."

Guy 1: "I think you're suffering from Olympic Withdrawl Syndrome."