with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.

1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind

with a boner by the trevmeister November 15, 2011

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds 

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

NWB: Naked With a Boner 

Ready for action but nowhere to go, left hanging or unprepared to situation.

Dude, you have to come to my party! Don't leave me NWB.

My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.

I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.

NWB: Naked With a Boner

NWB: Naked With a Boner by Maxwell Greggor December 22, 2005

loner with a boner 

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.

Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.

loner with a boner by Kimotep October 12, 2009

loner with a boner 

a horny guy who has nobody to f*ck.
usually a loner with a boner will be a 40-year-old virgin.

*boy texts girl*
Jonathan: hey jess bby i'm soooooo horny right now so come over and f*ck me hard bitch ;) ;) ;) :*

Jess: ill be at your door in 5 minutes, sexy, horny and ready to fuck ;) ;) ;)
Jonathan: woohoo! im gettin laid! maybe im not such a loner with a boner after all :D

loner with a boner by ilovejess:D August 5, 2011

How to deal with a boner 

When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.

That’s how to deal with a boner

How to deal with a boner by Olbert enstun May 2, 2022

stoner with a boner 

a guy who smokes weed with an erect penis

tha guy is a stoner with a boner

stoner with a boner by Kenny the stoner February 22, 2004