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When someone uses their powers of witchcraft or other general witchery against another person.
That skank just witched me on minesweeper flags!
Witched by PLagg January 31, 2005
Words you can keep
Call her a witched lady (all in good fun) and watch her get confused and mad. “You’re a witched lady
Witched by Peoplepeoplepeople March 25, 2023
When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
Witched by kiradec November 2, 2023

B*witched 

B*Witched were a late 1990s girl group from Ireland who were wildly popular in Europe, but only enjoyed mild success in the United States. They were unique for their ability to mix Irish folk music with mainstream pop.
"Gotta let me in
Hey hey hey
Let the fun begin, hey
I'm a wolf today
Hey hey hey
I'll huff, I'll puff
I'll huff, I'll puff,
I'll blow you away

Say you will,
say you won't
Say you'll do
what I don't.
Say you will
say the truth
say to me
C'est La Vie"
- C'est La Vie, Single of B*witched
B*witched by Massiel June 11, 2006

Blair Witched 

Getting so drunk that you hide in a dark corner of a basement, making people have to search for you to make sure you are okay.
My brother was so drunk on wine coolers that he Blair Witched me, I couldn't find him. But there was hiding in the corner
Blair Witched by Frockett21 January 2, 2012

Witches Brew 

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.
John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.
Witches Brew by John Tartamella June 23, 2018

Toss a Coin to your Witcher 

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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