witch piss
The last few sips of beer left in a forty that, as a result of being unrefrigerated for an extended period of time, has become warm and both looks and tastes like piss.
witch piss by matchell February 2, 2009
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Witch Piss
Witch Piss by Wild'n'Windy October 24, 2009
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witch piss • pisswitch • Shit with piss sprinkles • Blast it with piss • piss watch • I can only piss with the cock i've got • Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon • As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off • who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? • pissed with the seat down
Piss-witch
Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.
The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.
The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.
The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."
"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
Piss-witch by secretsandpies November 11, 2015
Blast it with piss
A solution for when you have a problem you wish to be rid of.
Originally an idea for removing shit stains within the toilet bowl.
Originally an idea for removing shit stains within the toilet bowl.
I had a huge shit stain on the back of the toilet so I blasted it with piss...gone.
Dude 1: That ugly bitch won't get off my nuts. What do I do?
Dude 2: Blast it with piss.
Dude 1: That ugly bitch won't get off my nuts. What do I do?
Dude 2: Blast it with piss.
Blast it with piss by blckravn01 January 19, 2010
Shit with piss sprinkles
Something that's bad that gets worse i.e getting beaten up at a nightclub, then finding out someone fucked your missus.
Shit with piss sprinkles by Keazy June 19, 2016
I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got
Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got by come_on_england October 16, 2008
I can only piss with the cock i've got
A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.
Example/Situation
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.
Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"
Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"
I can only piss with the cock i've got by tomex June 15, 2008
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