Definitions by hattymegan

Wiseman

OMG, look at that girl's Wiseman!

Wiseman by hattymegan April 6, 2009

Merch

Someone who has gigantic boobs and uses them to tease gay men.

Guy: Oh my gosh your boobs are mahssive dahling! I wish I had a pair like that.
Lomaphobe: You want them? You do? Well, you can't. Hahahaha.

Merch