A vary rare state of existence in today's world where one is without wireless internet, like the olden days where people had to look at what was physically in front of them and engage in some form or the other, most commonly people talked to each other.
I heard back in the day of wirelessless kids used to playoutside, with each other, can you imagine?!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'