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Dry Wipe Swipe 

A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
Dry Wipe Swipe by LULU_1234567890 September 4, 2010

One Swipe Wipe 

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.
I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.
One Swipe Wipe by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Swipe and wipe 

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe
Swipe and wipe by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Swipe n' Wipe 

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

swipe and wipe 

to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.
"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."
swipe and wipe by robbin hood March 30, 2012

Swipe and wipe 

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
I matched with her during swipe and wipe.
Swipe and wipe by Eric PH November 7, 2020