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Windwacking 

The act of fart winds pushing a light object.
I was windwacking a paper.
Windwacking by supercrash2004 September 23, 2017
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windwacking 

The act of farting on a light object and it moving.
I was windwacking a sheet of paper and it FLEW.
windwacking by supercrash2004 September 23, 2017

Weedwacking 

When you get high on marijuana and proceed to masturbate.
God Greg is so lonely he just sits at home weedwacking everyday.
Weedwacking by ThiccDicc69 December 11, 2018

Weedwacking 

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.
Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.
Weedwacking by Iceman May 27, 2018

wikiwacking 

Jerking off to drawings of sex organs on Wikipedia.
"My mom totally caught me wikiwacking last night to an article about endodimitriosis"
wikiwacking by Crayonfingers March 14, 2012

weedwacking 

I was weedwacking last night.
weedwacking by She Succa me May 9, 2018

Windsocking 

The act of forcing air into your penis in order to achieve a penis fart
Hey Dave did you just fart? Na’h I was totally windsocking earlier and now I have a bad case of penis farts
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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