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Cleaned her windows

I cleaned her windows last night
Cleaned her windows by Birchall February 9, 2017

nightly window cleaner 

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."

window cleaner 

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!
This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!
window cleaner by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.
Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

window cleaners bucket

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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