wampire 

Originally coined from a Carol Burnett Show skit circa 1967, in which she played a Transylvanian gypsy with speech issues. One of her sons was a Vervolf, the other was a Wampire.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061240/quotes

Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.

wampire by Koralis December 29, 2008

Wampire 

A wannabe Vampire.

Edward Cullen is a WAMPIRE.
(No vampire sparkles, bitch)

Person 1: OMG DUDE, I got new fangs from HotTopic.com

Person 2: You fucking wampire..

Wampire by BANG_ThatIsAll November 21, 2009

wampire 

An extremely attractive individual with creative and interesting style. Especially goth, punk, or Japanese.

Hey, do you want to go wampire hunting?

wampire by a wampire hunter July 1, 2008

Wampire 

A hybrid mix between a witch and a vampire.

dude, that chick is crazy, I heard shes a vampire,

nahh, shes into wicca and stuff, shes prolly a wampire.

Wampire by sofykins January 9, 2010

Wampire 

A cross between an Umpire and a Vampire. They pose little threat to the human race as their only power is calling a baseball game down the middle and they are only able to come out at night.

-Holy shit! Is that a Vampire?

--No dude! I think it's an umpire!

---You guys are dumbasses. It's nothing but a harmless wampire.

Wampire by Nacho Supreme September 28, 2008

wampire 

A mythical creature related to vampires in name only, wampires are born of tragedy and cry tears of blood as they prepare to feed on human flesh. Some can take on human form and a select few can turn into other earthly creatures as well, their favorite form being that of the spider.

Abby: That spider looks weird. Are those drops of blood on its face?

Jim: That's no spider; that's a wampire. Run!

wampire by nicorette_m2f July 7, 2008

Wanpire 

Someone (usually a neighbour) who sucks wireless internet access off someone else's connection. An internet freeloader.

My download limit reached already? Hmmmm...I think we have a Wanpire in our midststsstssssssssss

Wanpire by kittridge January 27, 2009