"It's all thanks to my driving lessons that you got your driver's licence last week, but the fact you ran over six toddlers on their bicycles yesterday is entirely your own fault." "Fuck you man, quit your wilmotsing, you're to blame as well!"

"Wow Linda, this goat cheese salad looks absolutely delicious." "Thanks Demetrius! I made it all by myself!" "But wait Linda, there seems to be a chunk of excrement on my goat's cheese ..." "Oh, that has to be my husband's fault, he bought the cheese." "Fuck you Linda, you're wilmotsing like a motherfucker right now."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak