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willow dick 

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.
I hope I don't get willow dick again.
willow dick by Shellsnell May 3, 2018

dick-willow 

Same as a pussy willow just a dick instead.
You ate the last slice of pizza you dick-willow.
dick-willow by LamonteH January 20, 2006

willowick ohio 

A boring place in Ohio that the only bad thing that happens is a few break ins. Kids skip school and smoke weed 24/7. It’s safe but one of the most boring places in Ohio.
Brad: I’m so bored

Jane: let’s skip school and smoke some weed
Brad: I mean sure there’s nothing better to do in willowick Ohio.
willowick ohio by Janet_bret December 12, 2017

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026