Willow Dick 

Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again!

Willow Dick by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

willow dick 

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

willow dick by Shellsnell May 3, 2018

dick-willow 

Same as a pussy willow just a dick instead.

You ate the last slice of pizza you dick-willow.

dick-willow by LamonteH January 20, 2006

willowick ohio 

A boring place in Ohio that the only bad thing that happens is a few break ins. Kids skip school and smoke weed 24/7. It’s safe but one of the most boring places in Ohio.

Brad: I’m so bored

Jane: let’s skip school and smoke some weed
Brad: I mean sure there’s nothing better to do in willowick Ohio.

willowick ohio by Janet_bret December 12, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019