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willow dick 

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.
I hope I don't get willow dick again.
willow dick by Shellsnell May 3, 2018

dick-willow 

Same as a pussy willow just a dick instead.
You ate the last slice of pizza you dick-willow.
dick-willow by LamonteH January 20, 2006

willowick ohio 

A boring place in Ohio that the only bad thing that happens is a few break ins. Kids skip school and smoke weed 24/7. It’s safe but one of the most boring places in Ohio.
Brad: I’m so bored

Jane: let’s skip school and smoke some weed
Brad: I mean sure there’s nothing better to do in willowick Ohio.
willowick ohio by Janet_bret December 12, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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