a variation of 'mooning' someone, but done from inside an automobile with your testacles pulled behind your legs into your butt-crack and pressed up against the inside of the windowglass. Looks quite offensive.
example: We pulled alongside the carload of nuns and gave them a wellinger
Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chatsession; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."
"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
A rhythmic male that's smooth like a large pouch made of satin. Their downy soft feet are similar in texture to those of a banker's hands. Their tendency towards being BBPBs and their gregarious nature lead them to be extremely popular, particularly on social networking websites.
That Williger sure got turned that pizza joint into a popping dance party.
or
Baby your panties are as soft as a Williger foot.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.