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William Blake 

William Blake: A sexually frustrated paedo-hippy from the 18th century. Obsessive about children, lambs and sex. Poems include 'Little Black Boy', which has now become his street name amongst Brooklyn's African-American street gangs, who hold him as a demigod. Before becoming a 'poet', Blake worked as a penny farthing manufacturer, over-aged paperboy, reggae aficionado and homosexual. Also used as an adjective for a friend who becomes easily depressed
Human #1 - "Dude you're such a William Blake"
Human #2 - "NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!"

William Richard Baker 

A gay idiot who thinks he’s popular, he’s that one “friend” who’s not actually your friend and you avoid him when you see him in public. William Richard Baker is very white and pale he has a big forehead and an ugly face