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Wikiwhacking 

The act of searching lewd acts on Wikipedia, and masturbating to the descriptions and textbook diagrams, primarily because you're incredibly horny and porn sites have been blocked from your computer, or maybe that's just what gets your rocks off.
Jonny's parents assumed installing a parental control block on his computer would keep him from spending all day on blowjobwhores.com, when in fact all he had to do was search "fellatio" on Wikipedia, and commence Wikiwhacking.
Wikiwhacking by The Frisky Dingo October 23, 2011
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wikiwalking

(v) to follow hyperlinks through various wikipedia articles with no express destination
"I've been wikiwalking since 9 o'clock! - started off in Bangladesh and ended up at Prime Minister's Questions!"
wikiwalking by aeonsound August 12, 2006

wiki whacking

a game played by users of the online encyclopedia , wikipedia. this involves two or more users, trying to reach a set target page from the same page by only clicking links within articles (no searching at all)
wiki whacking could involve trying to get from an article about Chelsea football club to an article about Gary Coleman
wiki whacking by lahai vandi February 1, 2008

WikiWalking

Looking up something on Wikipedia which then spirals into reading pages and pages of different articles.
Gary: Hey man, you look tired.
Ash: I'm exhausted. I was looking up The Fountain of Youth last night and ended up WikiWalking until about 3am.

Jimmy: I'll catch up with you in a bit, I'm going for a WikiWalk
WikiWalking by Merlingoth January 27, 2013

Wikiwalking

Wikiwalking is a speed game which two or more people can play on Wikipedia. They choose a start page and an ending page. The first one to the final page wins that round, and normally you play the best two out of three.
My friend and I were Wikiwalking all night long!
Wikiwalking by SWCrazyFan October 26, 2010

wikiwacking 

Jerking off to drawings of sex organs on Wikipedia.
"My mom totally caught me wikiwacking last night to an article about endodimitriosis"
wikiwacking by Crayonfingers March 14, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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