wikireality

Reality as defined by the masses (usually in a large collective of internet junkies); refering to the source of all truth, wikipedia, a medium where random facts are collected and corrected by others who are just as uneducated as the rest

"I reject your reality and substitute wikireality, as defined by wikipedia"

by ryanpav September 3, 2006

wikireality.ru

They also whitewash crazy animals like OneLittleMouse with 250 bans per 2 weeks as some white knights on the Internet.

Reads OneLittleMouse at wikireality.ru but then says wat.

I know OneLittleMouse - said no one.
I trust OneLittleMouse - said no one.
OneLittleMouse is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog September 1, 2023

wikireality.ru

A heavily censored place as well. Users can see animals like Ole Førsten here. Many valid concerns are simply removed here.

- I'm some anonymous asshole at wikireality.ru

- Hail Putler, Wikireality!

by Barkingdog June 4, 2023

wikiality

Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

Wikiality refers to the changing of reality or truth via a Wikipedia-like system, allowing the public to change facts as long as there are others that agree.

by ZooZoo Magee August 1, 2006

wikiality

Wikiality is a term first used on the news program "The Colbert Report" by Stephen Colbert, on Monday, July 31, 2006. Wikiality may be defined as: A reality where, if enough people agree with a notion, it becomes the truth. It is generally believed to be a portmanteau of the words "Wikipedia" and "reality".

Wikiality is an interesting concept derived from the theory of cultural relativity. It is based on the grounds of popular truth. If something is written on Wikipedia, then it is accepted on truth. Therefore, it can be assumed that everything on Wikipedia is the truth. However, anyone can edit Wikipedia. In such case, anyone can edit the truth (in theory).

"If only the entire body of human knowledge worked this way, and it can, thanks to tonight's word: Wikiality." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"We should apply these principles to all information. All we need to do is convince a majority of people that some factoid is true." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"As usual, folks, the Bush administration is on the cutting edge of information management." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"What we're doing is bringing democracy to knowledge." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Definitions will greet us as liberators." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"See, if you go against what the majority of people perceive to be reality, you're the one who's crazy." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"The revolution will not be verified." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Together, we can create a reality that we can all agree on, the reality we just agreed on, and that's the word." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

by Leachiro November 26, 2006

wikiality

Reality as determined by general consensus rather than cold hard facts. If enough people say it is true, then it is true.

The population of elephants in Africa has tripled in the past six months. Colbert and all Heroes know this to be true, despite the absence of facts to back up this opinion. "Vandalizing" the Wikipedia entry to reflect this wikiality is a perfectly valid thing to do.

by daxia September 8, 2008

Wikitality

Not to be confused with wikiality! When the victors of a wikiwar ban the oposing group members for vandalism (which they did not commit.) A sort of play off of the word fatality.

"you are baned indefinetly."

"That was the worst wikitality i have ever seen!"

by mickey brown February 17, 2007