wifey card

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.

Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.

wifey card by Doit4thevine November 18, 2014

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wife cardio

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

wife cardio by Knoppy96 August 31, 2018

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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