wideness 

wideness is a spiritual energy that comes out of each being, it is a force that can make living beings become wide, a metabolical state that produces a force and a spiritual power that goes beyond human understanding, it's intensity varies depending on the individual, actually, the widest individuals are Vladimir Putin and Mr Clavel

its wideness is beyond comprehension

wideness by leguman February 1, 2022

wiseness 

1. being of greater smartness than those surrounding you

2. Being of wise ancestors

3. What you say when you forgot the word "wisdom"!

1. Ya' know that I got some more wiseness than all ya'll dumb asses put together!

2. My great grandpa was really smart; I ended up with all of his wiseness!

3. Damn I'm so smart, I got some good "wiseness"!

wiseness by RamboY April 25, 2009

bay wideners

A derogatory term to refer to cheaply mass produced stock made in China that people do not generally use or need and shipped around the world. The stock arrives on huge super ships and the mouths to several ports have had to be widened to accept the super ships. Items then delivered by ship are then considered to be bay wideners.

G: Look at all the stuff in that shop, who would ever need any of that?
M: Oh that stuff is just bay wideners.

bay wideners by BruceLlama December 23, 2009

wiseness 

A synonym to wisdom.

The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following

Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.

Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!

The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.

In Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya, Antonio gains spiritual wiseness and maturation.

wiseness by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 14, 2021