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Whytard
A stupid fucking white person. Often a Trump supporter. Often claiming they “did their own research.” Very likely “QAnon” believer. More than likely antivaxxer. Sneaky as fuck with their racism and/or antiscience agenda.
Man 1: Oh damn, that White dude says Black people should be able to discriminate against Whites because of slavery and shit.
Man 2: Yup, that’s because HE wants to be able to discriminate against Blacks later on.
Man 1: Oh shit, sneaky fucking Whytard.
Man 2: Yup, that’s because HE wants to be able to discriminate against Blacks later on.
Man 1: Oh shit, sneaky fucking Whytard.
Whytard by CountryFacts November 27, 2021
Brad Whitford
The rhythm (and occasional lead) guitarist for the rock band Aerosmith. While Joe Perry is the more popular guitarist, Brad is not to be overlooked. He plays lead guitar on such songs as Last Child and Round And Round. He
definitely deserves more credit.
definitely deserves more credit.
Brad Whitford by aerofan15 February 14, 2010
Derek Whyte
Derek Whyte by GoochOfSteel October 24, 2011
Whitfield Party
Parties that are typically held in the Midwest, they are heavily influenced by homemade speed and bath salts. Partygoers will search for the most depraved and taboo sexual acts they can find on the internet (this may be done while wearing ninja suits or kimonos). Usually, at some point, a person may become offended by a slight, real or imaginary, directed toward them by a person that may or may not exist. At this point, a sword is often brandished before disappearing into the night to burglarize cars and homes.
"Man, you missed a crazy Whitfield party last night! Dave thought he was being cussed out by somebody that wasn't even there, he pulled a sword and flipped out. He ran off into the night. Chris said he found him passed out on the toilet at his house trying to take a dump while wearing a ninja suit."
Whitfield Party by JunkyMunky December 28, 2011
whyte out
V. whyted out, whyting out,
v.tr. To cause to whyte out
To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.
All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out
Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.
v.tr. To cause to whyte out
To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.
All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out
Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.