A hybrid of a turtle and a whale. Usually has an obsession with turtles while looking like a whale themselves. Can be found in High School Science labs all across America. May own turtles named after cartoon characters such as Donatello and Michelangelo. Obsession may lead to jacked up turtle babies if unmonitored.
Tourist: OMG! Look at that whurtle!!
Zoo Keeper: GET OFF THAT TURTLE!! *Pulls out Cattle Prong*
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).