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A hybrid of a turtle and a whale. Usually has an obsession with turtles while looking like a whale themselves. Can be found in High School Science labs all across America. May own turtles named after cartoon characters such as Donatello and Michelangelo. Obsession may lead to jacked up turtle babies if unmonitored.
Tourist: OMG! Look at that whurtle!!
Zoo Keeper: GET OFF THAT TURTLE!! *Pulls out Cattle Prong*
Whurtle by Who'sThatGuy? November 2, 2011
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Yeet yeet turtle wurtle

When you see a turtleyeet yeet turtle wurtle!”
(In a park and you see a turtle) YEET YEET TURTLE WURTLE OVER THERE DADDY!
A ''wurtle'' is a Discord emoji.
It is often used for a comedic effect.
''Wurtle we do with you!''
''Oh wurtle happen next?''
Wurtle by Wurt October 13, 2018
an other wise white to pale person usually a friendly way to say then an offensive slag word.
guy1: hey what;s up whurple!?
guy2: what did you call me?
guy1:whurple
guy2: oh, okay i won't hurt you then.
whurple by X_I3erserk_X March 9, 2008
wurtle means worry
hey dude don't wurtle, it's not that hard to forgive you know.

Polly Whurler

A female that performs to the point of excitement reaching toe curling extremes.
My girl and I were, you know, going at it last night, she did this thing, and wow, I was so scared that I bust, I felt like I was Polly Whurler.
Polly Whurler by Polly Wog November 9, 2025