A rare illness that is usually transmitted to an unsuspecting victim through eating a "chicken
mc.
nugget" from
Mc.Donalds. It results in vomiting, explosive diarrhea, bleeding of the ears, eyes, nose, pores, reproductive organs, and anus. Victim
may become infertile, and reproductive organs may fall off. Some cases report loss of vision and hearing, and instead of mucus, they were sneezing up
Mc.Donalds BBQ sauce. Other symptoms are, but are not limited to:
Nausea, irritability and short tempers, hostility homicidal impulses, having an urge to go out to Olive Garden, rapid loss of mental clarity, amnesia, kidney
failure, muscle aching and weakness, tingling or cramping in the legs, finding
Lady Gaga on your iPod, inability to walk, problems sleeping, constipation, impaired muscle formation, waking up in the middle of the night to
play World Of Warcraft, erectile dysfunction, temperature regulation problems, nerve damage, mental confusion, urge to eat small children, liver damage and abnormalities, neuropathy, and death.
Greg-
Man, do you hear about what happened to Jacob last night?
Bill- I heard he was bleeding out his ears and his ass!
Greg- Must be the Whitenugget.
