The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

New Jersey Whore Hair by John Meritz March 10, 2008

hair whore

One who delights in feeling the hair of every person in a room.

Dude 1 - "Dude, did you see that?
Dude 2 - "Yeah i saw...what a hair whore!

hair whore by Brad-the-man December 28, 2008

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

Hairy Faced Whore by Jon February 27, 2005

Hairy Faced Whore

A transvestite prostitute.

I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.

Hairy Faced Whore by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026