“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

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Whoopty

Gang salute for brim members. Dont let cj trick you into Singing this you will get g checked in NYC yelling this in the wrong neighborhood.

1: Whoopty Hounding!
2: Yktv gang everything Whopty

Whoopty by use bin 440066 January 25, 2021

Whoopty Fuckin' Doo

Phrase used to describe a lack of enthusiasm or a person's complete failure to say something of value.

May be accompanied by the slightly tired waving of ones index finger in small circles.

Frank: "So, I went & bought this brand new car, its a Nova, but its totally awesome, much better than yours."
Bob: "Whoopty fuckin' doo."

Whoopty Fuckin' Doo by Traize July 4, 2005

Whoopdifuckingdoo

Like the terrible expression: "whoopdi-do," but better in a number of hilarious and sarcastic ways.

D-Bag: "I did so good at that piano recital, my mom says I'm the best!"
You: Whoopdifuckingdoo...

Whoopdifuckingdoo by JayTheBudDealer January 5, 2011

whoopdifrickindo

Similar to the word "whoopdifuckindo" : whoopdifrickindo is for those rare situations when you have to verbally filter what you say, whether due to a beloved auntie that happens to be walking by or because you want to show your adopted child what you really think of his shitty ass and meaningless accomplishments but he is too young to swear at.

Written by: Kallem Newton

Example: Whoopdifrickindo

Adopted Son: Hey Dad ! i just got an "A" in Drama and Art !

Dad: whoopdifrickindo son those classes won't get you anywhere in life.

Adopted Son: You just Swore ! *GASP*

Dad: No no no i Said "WhoopdiFRICKINdo". learn to listen or else i'll send you back to the orphanage.

whoopdifrickindo by Kallem Newton March 26, 2016

CJ Whoopty

Someone who's addicted to blue cheese

CJ Whoopty needs to calm down on that blue cheese, he's drilling outside.

CJ Whoopty by Lean Elizabeth II January 21, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026