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Whoopty Surprise 

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.
“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
Whoopty Surprise by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018
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Gang salute for brim members. Dont let cj trick you into Singing this you will get g checked in NYC yelling this in the wrong neighborhood.
1: Whoopty Hounding!
2: Yktv gang everything Whopty
Whoopty by use bin 440066 January 25, 2021

Whoopty Fuckin' Doo 

Phrase used to describe a lack of enthusiasm or a person's complete failure to say something of value.

May be accompanied by the slightly tired waving of ones index finger in small circles.
Frank: "So, I went & bought this brand new car, its a Nova, but its totally awesome, much better than yours."
Bob: "Whoopty fuckin' doo."

Whoopdifuckingdoo

Like the terrible expression: "whoopdi-do," but better in a number of hilarious and sarcastic ways.
D-Bag: "I did so good at that piano recital, my mom says I'm the best!"
You: Whoopdifuckingdoo...

whoopdifrickindo 

Similar to the word "whoopdifuckindo" : whoopdifrickindo is for those rare situations when you have to verbally filter what you say, whether due to a beloved auntie that happens to be walking by or because you want to show your adopted child what you really think of his shitty ass and meaningless accomplishments but he is too young to swear at.

Written by: Kallem Newton
Example: Whoopdifrickindo

Adopted Son: Hey Dad ! i just got an "A" in Drama and Art !

Dad: whoopdifrickindo son those classes won't get you anywhere in life.

Adopted Son: You just Swore ! *GASP*

Dad: No no no i Said "WhoopdiFRICKINdo". learn to listen or else i'll send you back to the orphanage.

CJ Whoopty 

CJ Whoopty needs to calm down on that blue cheese, he's drilling outside.
CJ Whoopty by Lean Elizabeth II January 21, 2021