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who tf asked 

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it
Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?
who tf asked by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021

who tf asked 

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice cream” you say “who tf asked”
Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked

Who TF Asked? 

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.
Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?
Who TF Asked? by ILook4LegalLoli August 24, 2020

who tf asked u 

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century
friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
who tf asked u by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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