who tf asked 

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

who tf asked by JustAnotherDailyInternetUser May 4, 2021

who tf asked 

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it

Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?

who tf asked by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021

who tf asked 

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice cream” you say “who tf asked”

Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked

who tf asked by sussy dictionary man May 30, 2022

Who TF Asked? 

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.

Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?

Who TF Asked? by ILook4LegalLoli August 24, 2020

who tf asked u 

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

who tf asked u by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022