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who tf asked 

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
Words you can keep

who tf asked 

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it
Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?
who tf asked by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021

who tf asked 

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice cream” you say “who tf asked”
Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked

Who TF Asked? 

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.
Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?
Who TF Asked? by ILook4LegalLoli August 24, 2020

who tf asked u 

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century
friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
who tf asked u by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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