XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hugely exaggerated laughter, kind of to the point of where it gets excruciatingly painful to hear. Don't use this in real life. Please.
Typical group chat:
*XJSJJS999 Posts a weird, low quality meme that isn't funny"

Most of the group chat:
"XDDDDDDDDDDDDD so funny omfg"

Me:
*Dies of cringe*
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who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
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