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Wizard Dick 

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.
I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

or

Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

or

Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
Wizard Dick by EverydayHumor May 4, 2009

Wizard dick 

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
Wizard dick by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

dick wizard 

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.
"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league
dick wizard by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?
Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

wizard sleeve dick 

A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.
John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.

The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.
wizard sleeve dick by BMReyes December 6, 2015

Wizard's Dick 

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
Wizard's Dick by Jelsho April 21, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

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